the internets are slow this morning
and I'm in a bluesy mood
is it just my imagination
or have I finally lost my mind?
uploading, downloading
pack it all into the tubes
multitask the rubes from
Kentucky, the nudes from
Middle Earth, wherever, the
Gujaratis are getting restless
Sarah Palin's hamster is
doing new tricks on the youtubes
tweak them mothers,
tweak em, baby, zoom
I'm in another room
I'm in Lower Merion, kaboom
watching inappropriate behavior
in some kid's bedroom
the global village is such a drag
extrusion of my nervous system
see -- my nerves are on the outside
my feelings, MY feelings are flayed
displayed, for the universe to
fathom, it's deep,
the post office
is in trouble again, no surprise
sometimes I blame Andy Warhol
sometimes I blame Andy Warhol
sometimes I blame Andy Warhol
cause Sarah Palin's writing a book again
is it just my imagination
or have I finally lost my mind
whatevs, such a downer
I yield the balance of my time