Pleasant Bear School of Slow Read™

Perhaps you are a Ph.D. candidate who has never acquired that delightful knack of reading real slow. At your age you suspect that reading with that certain slow flair is too hot to handle. Do we describe your dilemma right on the button? Now there's a way! In the highly polished lounges of Pleasant Bear School of Slow Read no text is too much to endure. Let PBSSR enrapture you in its air of presumed nonchalance.